I always wanted to be a secret agent and get hot chicks crazy about me for saving them.

 

I’m so very happy in my fantasy life that reality can’t hurt me unless someone shoots me with a real gun and I go OMG! REALITY! I just got bitch slapped by reality! Why me?

 

Life sucks wonderfully.

 

How To Pitch Nightmares To DreamWorks By Daniel Angel Aponte

 

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So why is China LOL?