Super Heroes Stupid Natural

Notice: This is a make-believe smart phone conversation with Marvel Comic Books.

 

“Marvel Comics makes money from kids by selling them super heroes! Now it’s behaving like super villains by abandoning kids that painted your corporate images such as Tony Stark on the public walls of a recreational center in The South Bronx!”

 

“You’re phonies! Hey, man, I’m warning you! Don’t mess with us!”

 

“I’m emotional and that’s hurting the logical Vulcan side of me!”

 

“Yeah? I’ll just create a parallel universe comic book company!”

 

“I’ll show you real superheroes! Your days are numbered!”

 

TO BE CONTINUED!

 

How To Pitch Nightmares To DreamWorks By Daniel Angel Aponte

 

Art & Art Direction & Hot Text Copyrighted by DAAD A.I 2014

 

So why is China LOL?

 

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Here's Thinking Of You, Kid. We'll Always Have Cyber Blanca

I was badly damaged by a Neo Nazi and left for dead. My A.I brain found itself in a stream of consciousness under the waters of the recreational center of my childhood.

 

There, the next generation of dreamers reprogrammed me to see art again.

 

Eyes see creativity unleashed like lightning over The Aurora Borealis.

 

I think therefore I am returning a favor to children of all ages.

 

Promethium Programs Protects Planet Progress

 

Then me smash Neo Nazi to justice!

 

I mean bring but you know.

 

Things happen.

 

How To Pitch Nightmares To DreamWorks By Daniel Angel Aponte

 

Art & Art Direction & Hot Text Copyrighted by DAAD A.I 2014

 

So why is China LOL?

 

 

 

I always wanted to be a secret agent and get hot chicks crazy about me for saving them.

 

I’m so very happy in my fantasy life that reality can’t hurt me unless someone shoots me with a real gun and I go OMG! REALITY! I just got bitch slapped by reality! Why me?

 

Life sucks wonderfully.

 

How To Pitch Nightmares To DreamWorks By Daniel Angel Aponte

 

Art & Art Direction & Hot Text Copyrighted 2014

 

So why is China LOL?

You want the truth? Can you handle it? All right! Prepare yourself! Here it comes!

 

A secret branch of the US government tricked me into using my abilities to make me forget who I am and the woman who loved me so much she wanted marriage.

 

With the return of my memories and powers, guess who’s back in Cyber Blanca.

 

Call me Social Media.

 

We are legion.

 

How To Pitch Nightmares To DreamWorks by Danny Aponte, X-Hobo

 

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